ppl on here: oh yea u kno i delete my likes every day once im done goign thru and liking posts so my likes aren’t cluttered and everything
me:
me: *is having a nice time watching guardians of the galaxy 2*
some guy: *kicks baby groot*
me:
triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
Me: “Please… I need my… phone”
*opens TUMBLR*
Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
Thanks

