me: [breaks into harry’s house at 3 am]
harry: what the-
me: do you still talk to zayn? how often? do you text each other? facetime? skype? snap chat? does he send you selfies? you talk about the new album with him? you guys talk about fashion? new music? does he know about action/1d? when will he drop his mixtape? will you guys ever hang out? again? sooner or later? did he really call you at 2 am? answer them or I shoot all your printed shirts
‘cause right now everything is new to me.
harry: *didn’t tweet zayn happy birthday*
zayn: *quits long hair squad*